100 things to do in 1000 days IN PROGRESS; #58: Whiten teeth.
Seriously, someone explain to me what I was thinking when I decided to post every day this month. Why THIS month? What is the MATTER with me?
Anyway, so I’m whitening my teeth for the next two weeks. Strangely, a diet of coke and tea on top of poor braces hygiene as a teenager hasn’t left me with the most attractive of chompers. And people always yell at me not to smile with my mouth closed, so fine. Just for you guys, I’ll make myself NOT look like a 13th century peasant. The things I do for other people.