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Ok, yeah, so:
I’ve gone to a Pride Parade. People there were so friendly, and even though it was 5 billion degrees, and many were carrying around squirt guns, no one sprayed me unless I clearly asked for it, which was very considerate, but oh my god there were too many people in one area, I don’t think I could do it again. It’s bad enough getting lost in a normal area, but when you can only move an inch at a time in any direction, and you tend to be known as the James May of whichever group you’re in…
I have gone to Jazz Fest.
And I’ve now gone to a Just for Laughs festival in Montreal! That was awesome, because there were less people, and it was only 100 million degrees outside. We saw shows by Tim Minchin and Craig Ferguson, and a Home Grown Comedy Competition hosted by Mark Little, in which Dave Merheje deservedly came in first, and Mark DeBonis was the rightful runner up, because they were both hilarious. Craig Ferguson was a last minute addition, which was lucky. Basically, being unable (and unwilling) to navigate the Just for Laughs mess of a website saved me $20, because I got the tickets cheap. Unfortunately, Ferguson was at 7, and Minchin was at 9, and as we have discussed, I have no sense of direction, so I spent a great deal of time amusing security guards, disproving laws of probability by choosing the wrong of two directions 100% of the time, running from one end of the complex to the other, being told I had gone completely the wrong way, and running back, skidding into theatre entrances, and being told that the show hadn’t started yet and I should relax. I’m a shorter, more female Kramer without the racism! Sigh.
Anyway, so Craig Ferguson (who I have had a crush on since the Drew Carey show, because I am THAT sophisticated, cool, and discerning) was introduced by Eddie Izzard, so I thought to myself, “Sweet! Bonus comedian!” But then it turned out that his show, Craig Ferguson’s International House of Comedy (which we were told by the announcer was part of their elite Gala Videotron comedy thing; so wooOOOOoooo), was actually full of bonus comedians (thankfully there was plenty of Craig standup as well): Adam Hills, Danny Bhoy, Nina Conti, Russell Howard, Ryan Belleville, and Randy Kagan. And then to Tim Minchin! Also, it turns out, introduced by Eddie Izzard. Perhaps because he’s the only comic who knows how to speak French? Anyway, he was making the rounds, because I left Ferguson 10 minutes early, and I still barely made it in time for the show. Although I did go the wrong way first.
I have also accidentally set a World Record! This wasn’t on my list because I’ve actually done it once before, with the certificate, shirt, and hardcover World Record Book to prove it (although we have since been beaten), but this is the first time I didn’t do it on purpose. Basically, we were wondering around Montreal on the way to the Homegrown comp, and we passed a bunch of people waving around green and red ukuleles while a band at the main stage sang Feliz Navidad, which, needless to say, caught our attention. So we ended up in a short line, someone shoved two red ukes at us, and the next thing we knew they were announcing that they had given away all 1000 of the instruments, and these were the chords we would need to play for 5 minutes to break the world record. Done and done.
We’re at 3:38.
And finally, the reason for the trip to Montreal in the first place, what I have in my notes as “Pixar thing.” This will get its own blog post later.
Is not working. So some picture links are broken, and I can’t fix them because the internet is intermittent and the computer is INFURIATINGLY slow if it ever works at all. So I’m updating on another computer that has none of my pictures on it, and from which I will soon be kicked off…
WordPress went down for a couple of days, and I fell behind with my blogging, but I’m back in Ottawa now, and will finish up the San Diego posts by the weekend. Before that, I have to go to sleep, so I can wake up for my 8 hour radio class, and finish a project due Thursday. See you then.
Mariska Hargitay’s voice sounds just like Chris Colfer’s, from Glee.
Richard Hammond from Top Gear looks like a mix of David Tennant, and a young Roger Taylor (from Queen).
James May looks like the lovechild of a threeway between Brian May, Janis Joplin, and Stephen Fry.
The songs Jesus, Babe and Ben from South Park are exactly the same.
My dog is adorable.
Well, this is a blog, right, and I am randomly getting more than 0 page views, so just popping in to say: there will be no more posts until after exams! Because I can’t time manage, and because 2000 words won’t write themselves, and neuroscience and Latin exams are harder to bullshit through than English ones.
But I still exist, is what I’m saying here, and one day, this blog will be updated with something substantial. I won’t tell you when – that’s the cliffhanger.